Tag: jokes
group name: everywhen
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January 31, 2008 11:29 AM EST --
Having a Bad Day????
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition.
This . . . more
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April 19, 2008 02:01 PM EDT --
ALL PUNS INTENDED
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender . . . more
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July 02, 2008 05:16 PM EDT --
SISTER MARY ANN'S GASOLINE
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out
making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of
gas. As luck would have it, . . . more
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June 08, 2008 12:06 PM EDT --
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
Female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
True female joke. I offer it to you . . . more
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June 20, 2008 01:49 AM EDT --
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your . . . more
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June 20, 2008 02:02 AM EDT --
HERE IS A FUN GAME FOR MEN AND WOMEN. PLEASE NAME THE ITEMS THAT YOU CAN PURCHANSE IN A DRUG STORE SUCH AS WALGREENS.
PLEASE LIST EACH ITEM INDIVIDUALLY IN EACH BOX.
YOU CAN . . . more
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June 20, 2008 02:27 AM EDT --
FUN GAME - HOW MANY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING CAN YOU NAME FOR MEN AND WOMEN?
PLEASE LIST EACH ITEM SEPARATELY IN EACH BOX.
LET SEE WHO CAN COME UP WITH THE MOST ARTICLES OF CLOTHING THE MEN . . . more
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June 23, 2008 02:19 AM EDT --
Growing up as a Kid I remember:
My friends Mom wanting to know
why as off the block.
Not getting caught dead in shorts.
Metal Lunch boxes with a thermos.
The Forest . . . more
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June 23, 2008 10:32 PM EDT --
Daddy Longlegs
A father watched his young daughter playing i the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing . . . more
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June 24, 2008 05:44 PM EDT --
A Round of Golf Made in Heaven | Jun 20
Jesus, Moses and a short, fat, bald guy are going to play a round of golf.
The threesome starts off the first hole and it is a very tight match. The short, . . . more
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June 30, 2008 10:12 PM EDT --
At one time in my life, I thought I had a
handle on the meaning of the word
. . . more
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July 04, 2008 03:15 AM EDT --
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat
which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail over
to WAL-MART!
Why . . . more
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July 05, 2008 05:07 PM EDT --
Cardboard . . . more
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July 06, 2008 11:30 PM EDT --
HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam . Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands . HEMA also has stores in Belgium , Luxemburg, and . . . more
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July 07, 2008 12:08 AM EDT --
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo . . . more
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July 09, 2008 01:02 AM EDT --
An Elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He
had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, a volleyball court, . . . more
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July 09, 2008 01:37 AM EDT --
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would . . . more
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March 17, 2008 11:35 PM EDT --
Having a Colonoscopy is no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while . . . more
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February 25, 2008 03:12 PM EST --
Subject: Calmness In Our Lives
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice I heard on . . . more
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April 01, 2008 05:57 PM EDT --
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a
falsehood anyway, but your waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT . . . more
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